30 Hilarious White Elephant Gifts Everyone Will Fight Over

Are you playing the white elephant game this year? Here are 30 of the best white elephant gifts money can buy.

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It’s the million-dollar question.

What’s the best gift to buy for a holiday gift exchange?

Well, you know you’ve hit the gift exchange jackpot when you witness your gift being stolen several times before finding its permanent owner.

So in today’s holiday gift guide, we’ve got you covered for your upcoming holiday party.

The best part?

All of these items can be bought on Amazon.

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1. This Hilarious Momma Shark Wine Glass

Momma Shark Wine Glass
4.8 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I was very impressed with the design and material of the glass. The graphic is hilarious and got a great reaction from everyone in the room. Highly recommended!

 

2. This Burrito Blanket That’s Unbelievably Soft

Outivity Burrito Blanket
4.7 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: Beautiful blanket! It feels as soft as a baby blanket. And it’s large enough to cover an adult. The details are even better in person with burnt marks on the tortilla. It’s so much fun to become a burrito or taco and roll up in it. You can become the talk of the room with the softest and coolest blanket there is.

3. A Cuddle Buddy Pillow To Replace Your Boyfriend

Boyfriend Cuddle Buddy Pillow
3.3 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I love how soft yet sturdy this pillow is. I was a little disappointed by the size, but my fault for not reading the dimensions. It is awesome for car trips. I bought him just as a gag gift but he is useful. My daughter (age 11) steals him every chance she gets. Great for a gag gift or if you just want people to talk about your pillow.

 

4. This Shit is Going to be Delicious Apron

Funny Black Apron
4.9 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: This apron was a big hit at our Labor Day cookout. My husband wears it proudly, as he thinks he is the grill master. The material is well made, and the print is clear and bright. This would make a perfect gift!

 

5. This Deluxe Box of Nothing Prank 

Deluxe Box of Nothing
4 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: It’s hilarious! Thank you for making something for the people that want nothing. It’s perfect! (For the literal people looking at reviews, it looks exactly as the picture shows. There is nothing except the cotton in the box.)

6. A WTF is My Password Book That’s Actually Useful

WTF is my Password Book
4.7 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I got this as a Christmas present for my mom, after she’s always asking me her passwords to everything. I skimmed through the book before I wrapped it. The pages are alphabetical, which would make it easier when looking for a certain website. I really think she’ll like this. Plus the title gives you a little laugh.

 

7. This Picture-Worthy Piggy Bank

IRS Piggy Bank
3.9 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: This is a wonderful item. Looks just like in the pics (maybe better in person). Quality made. Not some cheap plastic toy. The lid fits PERFECTLY. It’s a solid weight and it arrived with very good/safe packaging (thanks seller!)

8. A Spot Toy for the Person Who Loves Dr. Pimple Popper

Pimple Popping Toy
3.8 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I bought this for my husband for Christmas. He loves Dr. Pimple Popper and I thought it would make for a funny gift. The liquid it came with seems to be a little too runny but from other reviews, it sounds like putting it in the fridge for a few minutes will do the trick.

 

9. This Hilarious Potty Putter Toilet Game

Potty Putter Toilet Game
4.2 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: Bought this as an elephant gag gift for the holidays. Very fun to see the guys fight over this one. You cannot go wrong with a little extra relaxing time while on the John.

 

10. These Funny But True Coasters

Hilarious Drink Coasters
4.9 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I love these coasters. I love anything that makes me laugh and these were a great funny statement piece to have in my home. The quality is amazing, and the holder is very nice. The packaging was so well done, and arrived in no time! I will for sure order from this company again.

11. This Totally Relatable Notebook

Notes From Another Meeting Notebook
4.3 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: If you’re like me and think nearly all of the meetings you attend are pointless and could’ve been handled more efficiently and effectively via an email, then this is the notebook for you. Just walk into your meeting, toss this notebook on the table, wait a moment for everyone else to recover from what you’ve just done, open it up, and begin taking notes as if nothing had happened.

 

12. A Super Practical and Motivating Water Bottle

Motivational Water Bottle
4.7 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: This water bottle is cute and also practical. I love the times listed so that you can be sure you are drinking enough water throughout the day to get your 64 ounces/day. The lettering is crisp and clear, and the font is appealing. The blue is a bright and eye-catching color. I particularly like the strap as it makes it easier to carry if my hands are full. It is recommended to hand-wash so I have not tried putting it in the dishwasher. Very practical with the times down the side for someone like me who doesn’t drink enough water without a reminder!

 

13. This Best Selling “People of Walmart” Coloring Book

People of Walmart Coloring Book
4.7 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: If you are looking for something to make your eyes burn with unnecessary images, this is the perfect book for you. They found the best of the best Walmart regulars and you can use your imagination to help make things even more interesting. I applaud their efforts because there were several pages that nearly made me gag. Perfect gift for that person in your life who is simply too serious.

 

14. This Prescription Bottle Holder to Keep Your Drinks Icy Cold

Prescription Drink Holder
4.3 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: Great novelty gift. My dad’s friends all love it and ask if I can get them one too. The only thing stopping me from buying one for everyone is my dad enjoys having something they all want 🙂

15. A Bottle of Toilet Spray for When Sh-t Gets Real

Before-You-Go Toilet Spray
4.5 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: One bathroom in an apartment just isn’t enough for two adults with a healthy colon. Enter Poo-Pourri. As this was the first time trying the product, I tried the original scent. It has an amazing lemon scent. It is very fresh and not overpowering. It is not synthetic smelling. With most room sprays, you end up just smelling flowery poo. This masks the smell completely. I can walk in the bathroom 30 seconds after my boyfriend and only smell lemon. I cannot wait to try the other scents. This 4-ounce bottle will definitely last a long time. I am guessing at least 3 months. I highly recommend this product.

 

16. A Senior Coffee Cup With All Their Texting Codes

Senior Texting Code Cup
4.9 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I have a friend whose wife is having a surprise birthday party this month for his 60th birthday! The invitation said no gifts, but I thought this little gag gift would be perfect for him. He still uses an old flip phone, so I thought the texting idea was really cute. Maybe his wife will get him a new phone for his birthday. I am very satisfied, and already have it gift wrapped and filled with candy.

 

17. The World’s Smallest Violin

Miniature Violin
4.6 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: This is perfect. It doesn’t play but it gets the point across. Small enough that it easily fits in my purse. So whenever someone is complaining and I can calmly reach into my purse and bring it out and say “shall I play this for you?” Gets a laugh 9 out of 10 times! Love it!

18. This Cool Remote Controlled Spider

Remote Controlled Spider
3.8 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: My son loves animals, and we couldn’t resist buying this huge hairy tarantula. It is really disgusting, I would not want to see this thing without being warned that it is fake, man, this is really creepy! It is a lot of fun to play with for all family members, including parents.

 

19. This Hysterical Complaint Box With a Pretend Grenade

Complaint Department Sign
4.4 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: This was an absolute hit at work. We do a Christmas gift exchange and I had never done one where the next in line can steal an earlier gift. It can only be stolen twice. Pick #2 got it and it ended up getting stolen by Pick #3 and then Pick #4. I had wondered how it would go over; now I know. I’m just wondering how it is that everyone just knew it was me who had purchased it.

 

20. This Feel-Good “You’re Awesome Keep That Shit Up” Mug

You’re Awesome Mug
4.9 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: Perfect size for coffee or tea. The saying fits many occasions and also works well as just a gift for the heck of it. My spouse has had quite a few people at work ask him where he got it, they want to get one for their spouse.

21. This Gag Toilet Paper That’ll Be a Big Hit

Christmas Embroidered Toilet Paper
4.4 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: This is the perfect addition to any gift. The embroidery is well done and so cute! For a set of two, I find the price to be great. We did a Christmas in July party and this was a hit with everyone there. The toilet paper is good quality as well and I love that you can really use the toilet paper. It’s a gift that keeps on giving! I am excited to buy more of these for Christmas parties at the end of the year.

 

22. A “Shut Up Liver” Wine Glass That’s a Riot

Shut Up Liver You’re Fine Mug
5 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: Brought this wine glass to my family’s annual white elephant exchange at Christmas. It got stolen twice as everyone loved it. My sister wound up with it and asked me for the vendors’ name. She’s planning on buying 2 for her “wino” friends.

 

23. A Pooping Pooches Calendar That’ll Be The Most Memorable Gift You Give

2020 Pooping Pooches Calendar
4.8 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I mean, it’s definitely a calendar of dogs pooping. I bought it as a Christmas gift for a friend whose sense of humor is as childish as mine. She promptly took down the calendar she had previously purchased and relaxed it with this one. It’s prominently displayed on her dining room for all to enjoy as they eat.

24. This Super Cool & Retro Hot Dog Toaster

Retro Hot Dog Toaster
3.9 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: This hot dog toaster is worth every penny. Like the other reviewers said, when you get it, put it on 5 and run it through one cycle without any dogs or buns in it to burn it out, then it will be ready for use. I think it helps to flatten the buns out a bit so they rest against the heating surface. Also, I like to run it through a cycle with the dogs and buns, then turn the buns over and run it through again. Helps toast the buns evenly and gets the dogs a bit warmer. The dogs are much tastier when toasted than microwaved or boiled. Cleanup is pretty easy, although it can be a bit of a challenge to wipe down the surface that toasts the buns. I know this thing looks gimmicky, but it really is worth it if you enjoy a good hot dog!

 

25. These Disposable Wipes Called Shittens

Shittens Disposable Wipes
4.4 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I’m kind of annoyed by how well these work for actual kid butt cleaning. I’m embarrassed to be purchasing a second package of these since the first was purchased as a joke to my husband. But here we are. Take my money.

 

26. This Gag Gum That Shocks You When You Try to Get a Piece

Shocking Chewing Gum
3.1 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I was surprised that these actually shock! I thought it would just give a little vibrating buzz, but nope! The only downside is that if someone pulled a little too much, the top (gum piece) would pull off. But it goes back on and works again. My son truly enjoys them and can’t wait to find people to fall for his trick.

 

27. This Awesome Giant Wine Glass for Wine Lovers

Giant Wine Glass
4.8 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: This glass totally surpassed my expectations. I thought it was going to just be a cute gag gift for Christmas but the quality is fantastic. It will last forever. I bought it for my aunt, who loves her wine, and she truly enjoyed this. Paired with a super-sized bottle of Pinot Grigio and she was happy 🙂

 

28. A Silly Have a Great Day Mug

Have a Great Day Mug
4.5 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: Love this mug! Not only is it hilarious, but it’s actually a really sturdy mug and the perfect size. I bought this to keep at work and it’s been a really good office morale booster when needed.

29. A Toilet Bowl Light That’s Motion Sensored

Motion Sensored Toilet Light
4 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: I bought it as a gag gift for my husband, but it’s pretty cool! The rainbow colors are beautiful and hubby loves it. No more turning on a light in the middle of the night. It requires batteries. We’ve had it for 3 weeks and it’s working like a charm. The sensor is really sensitive. If you even walk by the bathroom it turns on. It’s a pretty sight. I had no idea that it would seriously work. Not a bad little gadget.

 

30. This Chip Can That Jumps Out Like a Snake

Chip Gag Gift
4.1 out of 5 stars | Amazon

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Customer Review: This snake is awesome! We put it in a regular size can of Pringles and it fits perfect! My son uses this daily to scare friends and family. It has been a lot of fun at our house. I was worried initially that it would rip, but it is surprisingly durable and has been smashed in the can at least 50-60 times now and doesn’t have a rip or tear. Would definitely buy this again.

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